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What do you get when dinosaur cars crash?
Tyrannosaurus Wrecks!
What do you feed a hungry eskimo?
A brr-grr.
What is the best season for a trampoline?
Spring-time!
Knock knock
Who's there?
Boo
Boo who?
Did I just hear a lonely owl?

Knock knock
Who’s there? 
Arthur! 
Arthur who? 
Arthur any chocolates left for me?
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What did the duck say to the clown?
​You quack me up!
What did the wizard’s cat say in the mirror?
Don’t you look purrrrrr-fect?
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​What did the baby kitten say to her mom?
​Furr cryin' out loud. Gimme some milk!
What stands in New York holds a torch and sneezes a lot?
The Ah-choo of Liberty!
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Why are frogs so happy?
They eat whatever bugs them!
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